How much does a BSN cost? Just one soul. That’s all.

Bachelor of Science in Nursing. That's what BSN stands for.

In a few years time, on a day when I am attending BOTH my graduation and retirement parties (because I love to draw attention to the fact that I am an old-ass college student), I will possibly look back on these stupid assignments. Maybe I'll laugh.

A Mother Fuckin' Haiku

For real.

DINNERTIME

with Bach, Handel, & Vivaldi.

Beethoven’s Symphony No. 7 in A major, Op. 92

My life, in four movements.